Monday, November 21, 2016

The Fisherman's King


Something from the tackle box:
       You can tell who the false prophets are by their false deeds.  Not everyone who calls me their Lord will get into the kingdom of heaven.  Only the ones who obey my Father in heaven will get in.  On the day of judgment many will call me their Lord.  They will say, “We preached in your name, and in your name we forced out demons and worked many miracles.”  But I will tell them, “I will have nothing to do with you!  Get out of my sight, you evil people!”  (Matthew 7:20-23 CEV)


The Fisherman’s King

When I fish I love the King
    who brought me to this place,
        the sun, the water, gentle waves,
            that rock me in his grace.
 
I think upon the King I love,
    who blesses all my days,
        with fish and sky, and waters deep.
            Oh, let me count the ways.

I love him as my baby King,
    ‘cuz baby Kings don’t rule,
        but lay there wrapped in swaddling cloths
            and smile, and coo, and drool. 

I love him as my healer King,
    I like that gentle touch,
        he makes me feel all fuzzy warm
            when life becomes too much.

I love him as my brother King,
    I like him as my friend. 
        I love him as my Savior King
            who’ll waft me skyward at life’s end.
 
Oh how I love my King today,
    brother, healer, savior, friend. 
        But does that have one thing to do
            with how he’ll greet me then?

Time fishing spent is blessing sure,
     gifted by my King so grand,
        the rest, the peace, the joy-filled day
            with rod and line in hand.

But it will all amount to naught
    if the blessing is not shared,
        if all the “others,” through my life,
            can’t see the one who cared. 

For my King is not a King
    who calls me as his own
        without I go and fish for folks
            and let His love be shown. 



 Something to take home in your creel:

       I wrote stanzas 3,4,5 & 6 of this poem for my sermon this past Sunday, the last Sunday in Ordinary time on the church calendar and the end of the liturgical year.  The last Sunday of the church year has a special name; “Christ the King Sunday.”  I make a big deal out of that fact in my sermon every year on the last Sunday before Advent, - and every year it catches almost all of my parishioners by surprise (except the organist, who’s tipped off ahead of time to pick out “Royal” hymns for the day).  They never remember from one year to the next that it’s coming up. 
       Lots of Christians in America, - be they Protestant, Catholic, low-church, high-church, conservative-evangelical, liberal-mainline, dispensational, or so-called ‘Spirit filled,’ - like the idea of calling Christ their King.  They do it all the time.  But when it comes to following the mandates of Christ our King by actually walking in his ways, rather than just paying lip-service to them, - well, - let’s just say the talk is way more impressive than a lot of the fruit that gets produced.  And I’m sorry to say that it goes for me too!
       Our King gave us a detailed outline of the rules of good citizenship in His kingdom in the Sermon on the Mount, the gospel of Matthew, chapters 5, 6 & 7.  If you want to call the baby Jesus your friend, healer, brother, savior and even KING this coming Advent and Christmas season, go right ahead.  In fact - be my guest. – Just don’t neglect to go back and periodically review just how our King would like his loyal subjects to behave throughout the year that follows.  Maybe even try to put a little bit of what you find into practice before our next “Christ the King” Sunday rolls around.  That’s what I’m going to try and do. 
       I love you all, - or I wouldn’t have said so, - I’d of just gone fishing for fish again. 
       M.J.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

A Little Cold Water on Election Day


Something from the tackle box:
       Don’t let anyone fool you.  Many will come and claim to be me.  They say they will be the Messiah, and they will fool many people…. Many will give up and will betray and hate each other.  Many false prophets will come and fool a lot of people.  Evil will spread and cause many people to stop loving others.  But if you keep on being faithful right to the end, you will be saved.  (Matthew 24:4-5,10-13 CEV)


       I got up very early yesterday to vote in the election.  My wife Kathy wanted to get her ballot cast before heading off to her job at the community college in the first big town to the south of the small town where we live.  We figured that it would be a lot easier than waiting to vote in the evening after she got home.  So we were in line, along with a friend who had asked for a ride to the polls the day before, a good twenty minutes before the doors opened.  There was already a bit of a line when we got there, and by the time the doors opened the line stretched out into the parking lot.  I did not see a smile on anyone’s face. 
       The local election officials were expecting a good turnout and were prepared.  Things moved at a good pace and we had soon marked our ballots and fed them into the counting machine, just like many millions of others across the country were doing at the time. We walked out past an even larger crowd of waiting voters than before.  I still did not see any smiling faces, unless you counted one enthusiastically bouncing preschooler in tow with her mother.  Thank you God for the little things. 
       Kathy dropped our friend Tomi Jo and I off at the local diner for breakfast before heading off to work herself.  Tuesday morning breakfast with a half dozen or so of my parishioners, along with a couple of other community wags whom we allow to enjoy our company, is my usual habit.  The big round table at the C&R is already spoken for by the old duffers club, so we always pull a couple of the smaller square tables together, as far away from the old duffers as we can possibly get.  Which, as far as my opinion matters, is a good thing on a day like this election day.  Sometimes it’s bad enough having to put up with the talk of my own parishioners concerning the hot topics of the day, without the added layers of horse manure bravado that the old duffers can bring to any conversation. 
       You see, even though I am a genuine rural, small-town born and bred, hick-from-the-sticks boy myself, both related to and at home with red-necks, hayseeds, shop rats, duck commanders, catfish noodlers, and every other stripe of Midwestern country folk you can think of, somewhere along the line I got past and grew out of the political attitudes that dominate my native culture. 
       And dominate they do! At least on a local level.  I’m always amused by the ballots in small rural community elections.  Sure, we get the same choices that everyone else does for the National and State level races, but better than ninety percent of the time all of the local offices are uncontested, with only one candidate to vote for, and that candidate is affiliated with one certain party every time.  Those rare times when the man or woman from that party does have an opponent for an office, that contester will almost always run as an “independent,” rather than doom his run to certain failure by having it affiliated with that “other” party. 
a catch!
       This is the truth far more often than not in the rural small-town America that I’ve called home for sixty years.  In some ways it’s amusingly quaint, but in other ways it makes life very difficult for those of us who don’t think that the entrenched grand old party getting its way on every little thing, with everybody living outside of the big city, is necessarily good for the life of our grand old country as a whole.  I’ve felt that way for a long time now and have voted according to that conviction most of my adult life.  The results are that I’ve been on the losing side of almost every election that I’ve voted in over the last forty years, as far as the tally for my local precinct goes.  The upside of this situation is that, even though I’m often not smiling on election day, most folks are. 
       But not yesterday.  Even at my usual table, a hotbed of conviviality on most Tuesday mornings, the mood was glum.  And at the old duffer’s table, where they are in one hundred percent agreement with the social political norm of small town America, and ought to have been engaged in hearty back-slapping yesterday, not a happy face was to be seen.  I walked home from the diner under a grey, cold and sprinkle spitting sky as cheerless as the mood of the country, and that’s when I decided, I need to go fishing.
still feeling pretty glum
       So I got home, threw my insulated chest waders, along my best fly rod, into the back of the VW and headed for the Coldwater river through the drizzle.  It looked like a horrible day for fishing, and I sure wasn’t expecting to see a thing in the way of fish, but it had to be better than sitting home and moping about this God forsaken election day. 
       I had to drive a bit further than usual to fish, as by November the Coldwater is closed to trout fishing above the Freeport dam, where I like to fish, until next April when the season opens back up.  Below the dam is year-round fishing, so I set out for Coldwater Park in southeast Kent County where the access is easy.  Unfortunately, I’ve never done that well below the dam on the Coldwater River any time of the year, and didn’t really expect to this day, for that matter.  I just needed to get into the river and get my head on straight for an hour or two.  Fishing will do that for me like nothing else I know of, and I needed it bad. 
       The water was higher and faster than I had expected, which made wading below the rapids, the better section of the park waters to fish, harder than I really liked.  After a half hour of fighting to stay upright in the current while negotiating the big rocks underfoot, I got out and moved to much calmer waters and less challenging footing above the rapids.  And here I found some peace, - thank God.
looking down towards the rapids
       I did not work hard at the fishing yesterday.  Instead of playing out a lot of line and making long casts through the hazards of overhanging tree branches to likely looking eddys in the rocky rapids, I just waded out to the middle of the stream, well above the  rushing water, and made gentle roll casts to the banks on both sides, letting my little bead-head, wire wrapped bug drift along the bottom with the current until I decided to haul her in and do it again. 
a couple of low hanging trophies
       Not even the hint of a fish to tantalize me was in the offing, although I did snag and draw up sunken leaves and small branches from the bottom now and then.  It was enough.  All I really needed.  In an hour I was feeling better about life in general, if not about the future of our nation. 
       I noticed that, with almost all of the leaves down from the trees along the banks now, the hung-up and broken off lures of my less accurate, crank-bait fishing cousins, now decorated the trees like Christmas ornaments.  It was actually very pretty and amusing to see.  While most of these trophies were well out of reach I did wade over and brake off a couple of low hanging specimens.  If I wasn’t going to catch any fish I might as well collect some lures to take home.  It felt good to do that.  I felt better.  In fact, I felt much better.



Something to take home in your creel: 

       By one o’clock I was getting cold, despite my insulated waders.  The Coldwater River is aptly named.  I was hungry too.  So I got out, de-geared, and pointed the old VW back east.  Halfway home I stopped in the town of Freeport to get lunch at the Shamrock Tavern, not too far from the old dam site that separates fishable waters from unfishable waters on the Coldwater from October through April.  They serve one of the best olive burgers you can find at the Shamrock, in quarter or half-pound varieties.  I had an appetite for one after fishing.  They have good craft beer on tap, too.  Getting there well after the lunch hour, there were only four other customers in the place when I sat down, all at the bar.  I guessed that they had just voted, or were on their way to vote and thinking about the prospect, as none of them were smiling. – But I was. :-)

Thursday, November 3, 2016

King Fisher


Something from the tackle box:

       Samuel told the people who were asking for a king what the Lord had said: -
       He will force your sons to join his army…. Still others will have to farm the king’s land and harvest his crops, or make weapons and parts for his chariots.  Your daughters will have to make perfume or do his cooking and baking.
       The king will take your best fields, as well as your vineyards, and olive orchards and give them to his officials.  He will also take a tenth of your grain and grapes and give it to his officers and officials.
       The king will take your servants and your best young men and your donkeys and make them do his work.  He will take a tenth of your sheep and goats.  You will become the king’s slaves, and you will cry out for the Lord to save you from the king you wanted.  But the Lord won’t answer your prayers.
       The people would not listen to Samuel.  “No!” they said.  “We want to be like other nations.  We want a king to rule us and lead us in battle.”  (from 1Samuel:10-20 CEV)


 I really wish that we had a law in our great nation, mandating that everyone who is eligible to vote HAD to vote.  I also wish that it was mandated by law that a - ‘none of the above’ - box be printed on each and every ballot, so that voters could check it off if they thought that everyone running for the office wasn’t worth wasting any bait on.  And then, if ‘none of the above’ got the most votes, all of the parties would have to put forward a whole new slate of candidates, with no repeats from the ones they offered the first time around.  It might take a few months to do it, but I’d be willing to wait.  
For as far back as I can remember into my childhood school days, and I’m sixty years old now, I’ve always believed in that old saying that we’ve all heard over and over again, all our lives, about our American form of democracy.  You all know it, in fact I’ve heard some of you repeat it, I’ve repeated it myself in years past.  We say:  “Our system may not be perfect – but it’s still the best system in the world!”  
Well, I’m able to tell you today, officially, that I no longer believe that statement to be the truth, - at all!  If our system can’t do any better than it’s done this year then there ARE better systems.  There has to be a system, one that still leaves us with a Democracy, that can give us better options for leadership than the mess we’ve created in this election cycle.  (I myself am becoming a bigger fan of multiparty Parliamentary models of Democratic representation all the time, but that’s just a personal opinion.)
But, regardless of the fact that I’d really rather cut bait than fish in this year's election, I will be up bright and early on Tuesday morning to cast my vote!  And if you haven’t already done so with an early ballot, then you should too!  It is your patriotic duty to vote even if you have to hold your nose while you’re doing it and then go home and take a shower before going to the local diner to have breakfast and listen to all the political B.S. getting spewed out at the old-duffer’s table.   
So I want to see you there with me at the polls, and then later on at breakfast down at the C&R. Even if you’re voting for the other ridiculous lump than the one that I’m voting for, you still NEED to VOTE.  After all, if we’ve all really decided that we’re actually going shoot holes in the bottom of our rowboat because we want the people sitting in the other end of it to jump out – then it will work best if we ALL take a turn pulling the trigger.