Wednesday, February 1, 2017

The Biggest Bass I Ever Caught

Something from the tackle box:

       After exploring the land of Canaan forty days, the twelve men returned to Kadesh in the Paran Desert and told Moses, Aaron, and the people what they had seen.  They showed them the fruit and said: "Look at this fruit!"  The land we explored is rich with milk and honey.  But the people who live there are strong, and their cities are large and walled.  We even saw the three Anakim clans.  Besides that, the Amalekites live in the Southern Desert; the Hittites, Jebusites, and the Amorites are in the hill country; and the Canaanites live along the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River." 
       Caleb calmed down the crowd and said, "Let's go take the land.  I know we can do it!"  
       (Numbers 13:25-30 CEV)

       Almost forty years ago, when I was a young man in my early twenties, I worked an early morning shift at the Battle Creek Post Office.  The scheduled hours for sorting clerks, getting the mail ready for the carriers and the outgoing trucks that day, was from three in the morning until noon.  When I got out of work, I would make the twenty mile drive, north and west out of town, to my home in the countryside of northeast Kalamazoo County.  Once home, I would eat a bite of lunch and then drive over to pick up my very young son from his morning at daycare.  We two would then entertain one another until my wife got home from her job in Kalamazoo, around five in the afternoon.  
       That was my usual routine in those days.  It was a full day, most of the time, and I was not able to fish nearly as much as I do in my present circumstances.  Even so, about once or twice a month, I would make arrangements to pick up little Zac a bit late that day, so that I could get in an hour or two of fishing for the middling sized trout that populated a small stream, Augusta Creek, I passed over on my route home.  It was a very comfortable arrangement that lead to some idyllic afternoons, as well as some fine pan-fried trout dinners with my family that night.  
       As relaxed of a little trout fishing situation that this was, I'm writing this story to tell you that the biggest bass that I ever caught, at the end of the biggest fight I've ever had with any fish, came on a day when I had gone fishing on my way home, intending to catch two or three dinner-sized brownies.  
       Augusta Creek winds its way through the countryside east of Gull Lake, in the area where Barry, Calhoun, and Kalamazoo Counties all come together.  You can get a small canoe down the Augusta, but nothing bigger, and it has pretty thick cover on both banks, as well.  You couldn't fish it with a fly rod in most places, with any ease.  But, just about any old place, a fisherman with a small spinning rod, some worms, and a good set of waders, could be fairly confident of coming away with a meal's worth of the trout that State would stock that stream with each spring. 
       Personally, I liked to fish Augusta Creek several miles upstream from the town of Augusta, getting in where a bridge on my route home crossed over it.  Mike B, one of my fishing buddies at work, had told me a lot about this stretch of the Augusta when we fist started working together.  I had mentioned that I was thinking of going fishing there one day, as I had seen others there during trout season, and he gave me lots of insights into how to work that stretch of stream.  I have always been grateful to him for that.  
       If you worked your way upstream, any more than a quarter-mile from where you got in, you had to stay in the water, as the banks on both sides were posted.  Because of this, fewer people fished that far north of the bridge.  But I didn't mind at all.  To me, it was worth the time to work that far just to not have others fishing right around me, which was often the case if you stayed near the bridge, or fished downstream from it.  I also thought that the fishing was a tad bit better, once you got a good way north of the bridge, but I never told anyone else that.  
       Anyway, on the day that this story took place, my judgment on that point could have been called into question by anyone who was watching.  I had worked my way further up the Augusta than I ever had before, a good half-mile or more, and I was having no success at all when it came to my fish count.  Not so much as a measly "kipper snack" had been I tucked into my canvass creel.  I was about ready to start working my way back downstream, to my waiting car and home, when I remembered something Mike B had told me about fishing this far upstream, way back when we had first talked about it, a story that I had been a bit skeptical about at the time - and still was.  
       "I'll tell you about a little 'hot spot' if you promise to keep it under your hat, because I'm not sure if you can legally hit it any more, - exactly.  But, if you go a good half-mile or so, upstream from the bridge, you will see where a little, slow running, tributary stream runs into the Augusta.  It's pretty densely packed with thicket on both banks, brambles that weave together over top of the water, most of the way.  So most people miss it, or don't bother with it if they do see it, 'cuz it's too hard to fish.  But the stream itself averages about six to eight feet wide, and one or two feet deep, in most places, and the trout are in there.  So you can legally fish it - if you're willing to fight your way through all that brush to do it.  But you have to stay in the water, because both banks are heavily posted, 'No Trespassing!" 
       "Now, it's not really worth going up that stream for the trout.  They aren't any better than the ones out in Augusta Creek proper, and way more work to get at.  They aren't what you're pushing through all that junk for.  If you've got the gumption to push through all that crud, for about two hundred yards or so, you're going to find that this little stream flows out of a spring-fed pothole lake, only about three or four acres in size, I'd say, - but - it is deep, - and it is clean, - and it is full of monster bass!
       "The whole pond is on the property of one crotchety old man.  I think he must put bass that he catches in other places in that hole, 'cuz it ain't natural for that many big fish to be in that small of a lake.  I heard that he feeds them off his dock, on corn, every day, like they was pigs or somthin'.  And he must, 'cuz some of them are huge! He's got a woven wire fence running through the water, right where the stream runs out, to keep all the big fish in that pond from escaping downstream!
       "Now, the lake is natural, and the stream running into it is "technically" navigable, so you used to be able to get to that pothole without leaving the water, and you could fish into it right over the top of his fence, which he shouldn't have there anyway.  Of course, you had to take his cussing if he caught you doing it.  I've done so myself, a couple of time, some years back, but not lately.  
       "A couple of years ago, that crusty old bugger went and cut down two big sycamore trees, on on either bank of the stream, right near where it leaves the lake, and he let them fall so that their tops formed a fence in the water.  Now you can't get past that mess without getting out of the stream and trespassing on his property.  As far as I know, those bass have been all his ever since.  I've a mind to go back there sometime and see if it's changed any since then.  But maybe you could go sometime, and then let me know how it is."  
       That is what I remembered Mike telling me, about three years earlier, and he had said that it had been a couple of years before that, when the trees had been felled into the creek.  I hadn't put a lot of stock in Mike's story when I first heard it.... but then.... a lot can happen in five years..... and...... I was this far upstream anyway......  so I started looking around.  It wasn't five minutes before I found where that little tributary stream ran into Augusta Creek, and it looked exactly as Mike had described it.  
       It was tough work, busting the brush and working my way up that little creek, as no one had pushed through it in a long time, I could tell, but I did it.  When I had gone the predicted two-hundred yards, and gotten in sight of the end of the headwaters of that little stream, I found it to be just as Mike had said; two big old trees were felled, one on either bank, with their tops entwined in the middle of the stream, right at the edge of the pond.  The only difference was that a lot of time had passed since those treetops had been put there.  All of the smaller branches were gone, long ago dried up and removed by current and weather.  Even many of the two or three inch thick branches had broken off, and floated away to decay downstream.  Would it be a puzzle to get through?  Yes.  Was it an inpenetrable wooden/iron curtain?  No. 
        I'll admit that it was a chore.  Climbing over branches was the easy part.  I was on my hands and knees in the water twice, getting under branches that I couldn't get over.  My shirt was soaked.  Getting my rod, creel, and landing net through the puzzle of branches, along with my carcass, was trickier than threading threading a raw spaghetti noodle and a Kleenex through a ball of wadded up barbed wire without breaking or tearing one or the other, - but I did it!  And, once I was on the further side of the tangle, I found nice big branch that would support my weight.  It made a nice bench to sit on while I made my cast over the half-submerged fence, about five feet in front of me, that still kept the pond-monsters from running downstream. It felt good, and adventurous, to be there.  
       I put the biggest hook I had on, to replace the tiny thing I had been using to fish for the little trout back in the creek, threaded on one of the red worms from my bait pouch, and started making casts and slow retrieves.  It wasn't long before I got what I had come for, what I had heard about from Mike, what I had doubted, but was now believing in with all my heart.  Something big had grabbed the end of my line and was tearing it off the reel in a run towards the further shore of that little lake.
       There wasn't going to be any "muscling" this fish in, I knew, not with the light trout tackle I was using.  I only had 4lb. test line on, and so quickly set the drag on that fish as light as it would go without actually throwing the line into the lake after him.  Even so, that fish had my little rod bent into a horseshoe, drag screaming with the velocity of the line running off, as he dashed from here to there across that pond.  It's a good thing that little pothole was so small.  I had enough line on that he couldn't tear it all off my reel, even when he ran to the furthest point of the lake from me.  The hardest work was getting the line back on when he was moving on an angle towards me.  I had to crank like crazy when that happened to keep line tight.
       The old monster broke the surface a number of times in the fight, showing his size to my eyes.  To do so was probably a good tactic on his part.  Seeing the fish actually magnified the incredulity of the whole situation in my mind.  It added to my anxiety over handing him, and being able to prove to the world that this monster indeed existed!  I was tense, for sure, and fish break off on fishermen who are tense.  But, somehow or other, this one didn't.  He finally began to tire a bit, and I was able to coax him closer and closer to my fallen treetop perch, in between his shorter and shorter runs away from me.  Finally, I had him sloshing around in the water just on the other side of that mostly submerged woven-wire fence, stretched across the creek mouth, just five feet away.
       Now came the tricky part, that I hadn't anticipated.  How did I get the fish over that fence, close enough to get my hands on him?  The stream was much deeper, and soft bottomed, right there where it exited the lake.  There was no way I could get off my perch, to stand in the water, and reach my arm over that fence!  And my light line wouldn't even come close to bearing his weight, if I tried to lift him over the top of it with my rod, from where I sat!  I was beginning to realize that the whole expedition had been an exercise in futility.
       Well, I would just have to cut my line and let him go.  I would be pushing my way back through all of that tangle, and wading the half-mile more downstream, with nothing but another fisherman's story to show for it all.  My heart was sinking. - And that's when it happened!
       As I was sitting there, pondering the injustice of it all, that old monster had been gathering his strength.  He decided to make one more jump in a last ditch attempt to shake the hook out of his mouth and run free.  He came up straight out of the water, further up than he had on any other leap in our match.  I didn't even have time to think about it, I just reacted out of instinct, while he was mid-flight in his leap, and gave a jerk on the line while he was flapping in mid-air.  It was enough to pull him over the top, from one side of the fence to the other.  With that, he was exhausted, and it wasn't five seconds before I had him lifted out of the water by his bottom lip.  The biggest bass I had ever caught, or ever even seen in person.  
       But that wasn't the end of the story!  As I sat there, holding up that fish and looking him up and down with a huge smile on my face, I heard whistling and applause coming from across the lake.  I looked over, and there stood the old codger on his dock, an open bag of what looked like cheap dog food lying at his feet.  When he saw that I had seen him, he cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted over:
       "Well done, young man!  Well done! - That was, without a doubt, the finest piece of fishing, by man or boy, that I've seen in my en-tire life!  You go ahead and keep that fish, if'n you want 'em, 'cuz you've earned 'em.  He ain't the biggest one in this pond, anyways, not by a long shot. - But NOW, - I suggest that you take my advice - and get your scrawny butt out of here!  And don't come back!  Cuz, if you DO, and I catch you, I'm gonna pepper it with rock salt! - Now GIT!
       From my vantage point right about then, his advice seemed very sound, - and so I took it.  

Something to take home in your creel:
       
       I have no desire to retrace my steps, of that long ago day, to see if that honey-hole even exists anymore.  The events I've just related took place almost forty years ago now.  No doubt, the old codger, who kept those bass in his "private" lake, is long gone, along with his monster fish.  At least I'm content in believing so, without knowing for sure.
       I believe that older men tend to respect property rights much more automatically than young lads do, at least as a general rule, and I'm an older man now.  That is the way it's always been, - I think, - and that is as it should be, - I guess.  
       While I still don't believe that I was technically in violation of any letter of any law, in getting to that place on that day, I certainly had broken the spirit of it.  For that, I owe the old codger an apology.  I had no real business in being there to catch that fish in the first place.  I wouldn't do it now.  Indeed, I wouldn't have done it even a few years after I did do it.  Even at the time that I did do it, I never went back to work and told Mike that I had done it.  Even then, I knew that it had been a dubious adventure, at best....  But a genuine adventure, nonetheless!

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Book Offer




Mark L. Jarvie
761 Fourth Ave.
Lake Odessa, MI 48849                                                                       January 24, 2017

Dear friend, relative or casual reader, as the case may be,

       On my birthday this past October, my dear wife presented me with a small number of professionally bound copies of selected articles from my blog-site, bluegills on a fly rod.  The book contains a selection of twenty-nine stories from the first year of postings on my blog.  It was a beautiful gift that took me totally by surprise.  What a gal!
       Since then, a number of friends and associates have seen this little book and have encouraged me to offer it to a larger number of readers than the few copies I was gifted with could accommodate.  To that end, I plan to re-order enough copies to provide all who might wish to have this book one of their own.  This book has 140 pages of delightful fishing/devotional stories, each beginning with a passage of scripture and ending with an observation on fishing, family, friends and faith.  Several b&w illustrations are contained in the text and the cover binding features a beautiful color rendition of one of my wife’s stunning watercolor artworks.  It really is a nice looking book, and the writing is pretty good, if I do say so myself. 
       I have estimated that the costs of printing, shipping, and getting these books into the hands of their new readers is going to amount to over ten dollars per copy.  While I have no desire to make a substantial profit on this work, neither to I want to go in the hole.  So I am asking all who make an order to pay $15 per copy to cover my expenses (checks may be made payable to Mark L. Jarvie).  While advance payment with your order would be greatly appreciated, personal acquaintances may wait and pay upon delivery of the book if desired. 
       To order, send your name, mailing address, and number of copies ordered, along with payment if you so choose, to me at the address shown above.  I anticipate making the order at the end of March and should have the book in your hands by the end of April.

Thank you, and blessings be upon you all,
Rev. Mark L. Jarvie


Thursday, January 12, 2017

A Mighty Minty Evening on the Ice


I’m sorry that my Christmas story for this year is so late.  If you read my entry for December you may know why.  Old S.C. is back, a little less rough around the edges than he was in ‘A Mighty Minty MORNING on the Ice,’ but still prone to course language.  I hope you aren’t offended by that.

Something from the tackle box:
       When the men went into the house and saw the child with Mary, his mother, they knelt down and worshiped him.  They took out their gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh and gave them to him.  (Matthew 2:11 CEV)


       It would be a calm but cold night, old Sam Cass had decided as he walked the mile and a half home from his job at the B&M service station and convenience store. 
       “Only six o’clock and it’s already darker than a sack full of ice holes,” he mused to himself, the same musing that he made every night as he made the walk home in the months of December and January.
        Got damp daylight savings time can kiss my bass.”
       Despite the grumbling, Sam was in a pretty good mood, as he usually was most of the time.  His constant chatter, rife with course language even when no one else was around to hear it, was a habit going all the way back to his childhood.  He came by it honestly, as his dad had been just the same.  Sam was much like his father had been in many ways, - but not in all ways.
       “Sure hope old Rudy ain’t too wound up for his dinner when I get home.  Can’t help but hardly step on that damp cat’s paws two or three times before I can get the dank cat food into the dank bowl!  Har, har, and that’s the dank truth, har, har, har.”
       Old Sam loved his cat Rudy, who’d showed up and moved in with him at his shack on the lake over 16 years ago now.  They understood one another and enjoyed as close of a relationship as an old tomcat and a crusty old duffer could either want. 
       But the anticipated affections of an old cat waiting for his dinner was not the only thing old Sam was looking forward to tonight.  It was Christmas Eve and Sam would be going to the Midnight Candlelight Service at the Episcopal Church after a few hours of ice fishing.  Now, it might surprise the reader of this story to learn that the thought of going to a church service, and staying up late into the night to do it to boot, would lighten the mood of anyone possessing the crude mannerisms held by our old friend Sam, but such is the case. 
       If you would know the whole truth, I should tell you that Sam could be found in church every Sunday morning!  In fact, no local who knew him could recall a Sunday morning when Sam hadn’t been in church from the time he was an infant.  This can be accounted for by the fact that his dearly loved mother made him be there every Sunday morning until he reached an age where he could willingly promise her that he would be there every Sunday morning on his own until the day he should die.  Sam loved his mom – and he always kept all of his promises.
       Now this is not to say that Sam could always be found in the same church every Sunday morning.  That was not part of the promise.  There were six churches within an hour’s walk of his shack on the lake and Sam attended them all on a regular rotation system.  First Baptist, St. Agnes Catholic, Pilgrim Congregational, Laketon Methodist, St. George Episcopal, and the New Life Original Four Square Gospel Holiness Temple, all saw his presence in that order before he started over again.  He liked variety in his worship more than his dear mother would have probably approved of, her having been a staunch Baptist through and through, but, again, that hadn’t been part of the promise.    
       The strict rotation was ignored for certain special Holy Day observances however.  Easter Sunday was always spent at the Baptist church of his childhood, Ash Wednesday always found him at St. Agnes, Good Friday was at the community service hosted by the Methodists, and Christmas Eve was always with the folks at St. George.  As he often told his cat, Rudy, “No one puts on a fancier Christmas shindig than those ‘piscopals do!  Too bad I can’t take you with me to see it!… Although… they do bless their critters inside the church every summer.…… hmmmm….”
       Home now, Sam let himself in and almost tripped over Rudy twice between the door and the bag of cat food waiting on the counter opposite the door.  The shack only had three real rooms, if you didn’t count the glassed in mudroom, coat rack, boot scraping, front porch you had to walk through to get to the only door.  It had been Sam’s home since he was fifteen and had moved in with his mom the year after his dad had died in the wreck. 

       Without dad’s pay mom’s work at the cash register of the B&M wasn’t enough. They’d had to downsize from the larger place they had lived in on the other side of the lake.  The new place wasn’t much, but Sam had always liked it.  As soon as Sam was out of school he took over his dad’s old job in the garage at the B&M fulltime.  Things got better for a while, and they talked about moving into a bigger place again, but then mom got sick and followed dad into the Promised Land.  By the time he was twenty two Sam had the place all to his self and didn’t see the need for any more room.  That was a long time ago now.  Rudy liked it too. 
       “Well Rudy, is you ready to go do a little fishin’ with me before I leaves ya to go listen to that fancy Christmas music and bible story readin’ by candlelight service over at the ‘piscopal church later on?” 
       Rudy did not look up from his dish, but Sam knew that he would go.  Whether it was in the boat or riding the fishing sled over the ice, Rudy always went out with Sam whenever he went fishing.  The cat seemed to love being on the water as long as he didn’t have to get into the water.  It was one of the things that kept the pair so close knit.
       “Well, you’d dank well better hurry up and get your pie hole filled then!  I’m headed out to the porch to suit up and get the damp sled ready right now.  Won’t take me five damp minutes before I’m ready to go, so fill yer guts and come on! – har, har, har.  Sam knew the cat would be ready to head out when he was.  Ten minutes later they were on their way.
       If there wasn’t any snow Rudy liked to walk ahead of Sam as he pulled his sled across the ice.  The sled would carrying the ice spud, lantern, tackle (including a rod given him by a very nice young man he’d met on the ice just a year ago now) and two buckets, one to sit on and own to toss fish into.  Sam would follow Rudy and chop out his holes wherever the cat decided to stop and sniff the ice.  You can pooh-pooh the system if you want to, but Sam caught more than his share of fish in this way.
       “Fancy electronic fish-finders is all fine and dandy I guess, but who needs ‘em when you got a cat that can smell those dank fish right through the ice like you can old buddy!”
       The cat was taking him a long way across the lake tonight, three quarters of the way across the lake in the direction of the place where Sam had grown up.  On these longer excursions Sam liked to sing on the way.  Sam actually possessed a pretty decent singing voice, which was why folks didn’t mind that much when their church came up on his Sunday rotation.  (Although, you could never be quite sure what kind of lyrics to the hymn tunes might come out of his mouth the minute Sam stepped out the front door of your church.) In keeping with the season, he decided on a bowdlerized secular Christmas jingle tonight.
     “Ohhh – Rudy the pink nosed kitty cat – had a very snot-ty noooose.  And if you ev-er saaaaw it, - you would say that it was grooooss!  All of the other pussy cats – used to run away in fear. – They didn’t want old snot-nose – to come and chew upon their eeear!  Har-har-har.  Whad ya think of that little tune, ya old waste of cat food? Har-har.  Rudy just stopped and sniffed the ice.  “Well, - if this is the spot, then this is the spot, - ain’t it!”
       In ten minutes time the lantern was lit, a hole was in the ice, and Sam sat on a bucket with a line down into the lake and a purring cat in his lap.  The perch were there sure enough, and over the next hour or so Sam hauled them up and out at a steady pace.  He had his two dozen plus one limit some time before he really needed to head back in to clean up and make it to St. George’s on time for the service, so he sat there and just thunk for awhile.
       He could see the lights on in the old place.  When he and his mom had moved out the place had been bought by a Joe and Marge Bignall.  They had both been four years older and five grades ahead of him in school, but Sam knew them.  Joe and Marge had gotten married the summer after graduation from Laketon High and the old Cass place would make a good starter home for the young man and his bride.  Not that they planned to live there a real long time, as Joe would someday be a partner in his dad’s local hardware store, and they could move up.  Sam knew that they had both hated to see little Sam and his mom have to move out at the time, but the place was going to be sold one way or the other, and they agreed to meet the asking price, which was pretty nice when you think about it. 
       The Bignalls still lived there.  Dreams don’t pan out for lots of folks I guess.  The hardware had folded and was sold at a loss.  After that Joe went to work at a furniture wholesale store in the next big town down the highway, where he did OK, - until the MS put him in a wheelchair. 
       Fairly late in their marriage Joe and Marge had had a daughter, whom they loved, but who was a problem for them growing up on account of booze and bad company.  Same old story.  The daughter had married poorly and both she and her husband were now in prison, down for quite a while for engaging in a variety of criminal activities.  This was hard enough on Joe and Marge - without considering the little ones – Ned, Mike and Little Joe – aged eleven, eight and five – who had been living with Grandpa and Grandma Bignall for the last three years – and probably would be living with them for the next seven or eight years at least.  Good boys, a joy to their Grands, but a hard row to hoe for them nonetheless. 
       Sam had seen Marge just that morning, when she came to the B&M to pick up their rusty old wheelchair-lift van that Sam had put a set of new/used snow tires on for them.  Nope! The Bignalls would never be moving up from the place they’d bought from Sam and his mom as a starter home all those many years ago.
       “Ya know what, Rudy?  I’m thinkin’ maybe we ought to slide on over to the old place and leave some of these pretty perch by the front door.  I know they like ‘em.  Joe used to fish with me onest in awhile afor he got chair-bound, and he never minded taking the extras home.  I’m dank near certain they’ll still be at the Methodist church for another hour yet, as their Christmas Eve blast only started about half an hour ago.  They’ll never even know it was us! Har-har-har! Wha’d ya say, ya snot-nosed old bass turd?”
       Rudy just got off of Sam’s lap and hopped up on the ice sled.
       In another ten minutes it was done.  Of course the footprints in the snow, coming up off the lake, leading to the front door where the bucket of fish was set, and then running back down to the lake and heading off in the direction of old Sam’s shack, would be a dead giveaway.  But what did that matter?  On the way home across the lake Sam felt as talkative as usual. 
       “Rudy, I’m sure glad you reminded me of those six candy canes I had in the pocket of my overalls.  They sure looked pretty hanging around the rim of that dank fish bucket! Har-har-har.  How about another song, in keepin’ with the season.”
       Sam thought for a minute, then struck up one he didn’t sing often, but which he had always liked from the time he was a kid.
       “Ohhhh – Good King Wenceslas looked ouuut – on the feast of Steee-phaaaan. – When the snow lay ‘round abouuuut, - deep and crisp and eeee-vaaaan! ……….”
       And so old Sam sang in his heart all the way home, and then on to the best midnight candlelight Christmas service he could ever remember the ‘piscopals ever putting on for him.

Something to take home in your creel:
       The wealth of the Magi had very little to do with their gold, or their frankincense, or their myrrh.  It had a great deal to do with their hearts.  I hope your holidays were filled with generosity and goodwill towards all mankind.  Blessings be upon you all my friends.  M.J.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

My Friend Wayne


Something from the tackle box:
       Be sincere in your love for others.  Hate everything that is evil and hold tight to everything that is good.  Love each other as brothers and sisters and honor others more than you do yourself.  Never give up.  Eagerly follow the Holy Spirit and serve the Lord.  Let your hope make you glad.  Be patient in time of trouble and never stop praying.  (Romans 12:9-12 CEV)

Wayne in the back of our boat
       My good friend, parishioner and fishing buddy, Wayne Swiler, passed away yesterday morning.  He bore the onslaught of his cancer over its last and terminal stages with more strength, dignity and quiet grace than most folks I know would, far better than I ever could I am quite sure.  Wayne was an inspiring model of patient Christian faith and peace over this last year of his illness.  It seemed that as his body decreased in strength his spirit increased so, a fact taken note of by many who knew him well.  His inner strength notwithstanding, yesterday morning death claimed another temporary victory over one of God’s Saints, or at least over his body.  Wayne’s death leaves, at least for now, a big hole in several aspects of my life.  My social life, my church life, and my fishing life, will not be the same without Wayne.
       Wayne and his wife Pam started attending the church I work at quite a few years ago now, not too long after that church had brought me in as pastor back in 2003.  They had heard something from someone about our church, and they were checking it out as a possible new spiritual home base.  Pam seemed to love being a part of us right off the bat.  Wayne – not so much.  He really preferred a much more upbeat and contemporary style of worship, he told me back then, but, if Pam liked it so much, he allowed that the preaching was acceptable – and he could tolerate attending church here – at least for the time being.  It was the beginning of a beautiful relationship. 
       It was not long before Wayne was as beloved a part of our church family as anyone there was, on an equal footing with those who were by far his elders in membership, and even on a par with those who had been born into our circle, which is an unusual and amazing thing to see happen in an old-line small town church, believe me.  This was in no small measure due to his infectiously good personality, brimming over with good natured, good humored, goodwill towards everyone.  Just plain old goodness will do that for you.  That and the fact that, right from the get-go, Wayne stepped forward to take part in doing so many of the things that need to get done to keep a church building up and running, and even improve itself, right up and into the last year of his life.  A whole lot of “upkeep” got done at the church by Wayne Swiler and Company, and that is going to be hard to replace.
       Oh, maybe this would be a good place to mention that Wayne dealt with pretty severe arthritis for much of his life.  I’m talking about the kind of arthritis that presented the world with legs that didn’t look right when he strode towards you, and very crooked fingers to navigate your way around when he reached out to shake your hand with that big smile on his face.  It was bad.  But note that I say he dealt with it, not that he suffered from it, or even that he was afflicted with it.  Perhaps those descriptions were true.  I suspect that they might have been in some ways.  But if they were, Wayne never let on to anyone else.  He just went ahead and did everything that he wanted to do as best he could do it.  Hunt, fish, chop wood, run tractor, play with the dogs, he did it all with a smile on his face over the fact that he was doing it at all.  If he had to use a slightly unorthodox technique for handling an ax or casting bait with a fishing rod, what was that compared to the joy to be found in doing it at all?!
a good day on the lake
       Which does bring me around to the fishing, which is where I got to know Wayne the best, and grow the closest to him.  Which, I’ll admit, is a funny thing for a pastor to say about someone in his flock, but truth nonetheless.  We did plenty of other things together, church functions, conversation over coffee and sweets after church, card playing at both Euchre (the game he loved) and cribbage (the game I love), among many other things, but fishing is different than all of that. 
       For some people, like Wayne and I, fishing is to be in this world – at the same time as you reach out and touch existence in the next.  Or maybe it reaches out and touches you. Probably both of those things happen at once.  Who can know?  But, for some of us, there is deep truth to be found pondered in the ancient Babylonian proverb, which states that God does not deduct from a man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. 
       Now, not everyone who fishes gets this point.  As in any other inherently spiritual pursuit, uncritical and self-absorbed fisherman abound, those who fish, as they generally do everything else in life, without an open heart towards that other realm right there in front of them.  As Henry David Thoreau famously said; “Many men go fishing all of their lives without ever knowing that it is not fish they are after.” 
       But for those who do get the point, a fishing boat can become very sacred space.  And to share that space with another person who recognizes the gift of that perceived nearness of God in the pursuit, just as much as you do, is to share a deep and special bond with that one.  This was a bond that Wayne and I shared, I do believe. 
       Our fishing together started quite a few years back.  After Wayne found out that his pastor was an enthusiastic angler, he invited me out to a relative’s cottage on Saddlebag Lake to fish that body of water off a pontoon boat along with his brother-in-law, Jerry.  After that things escalated.  A number of trips to Sessions Lake and Morrison Lake, to fish out of Wayne’s fold-a-boat, would be the next chapter.
       Have you ever heard of a full sized two man fishing boat that you could fold up and lay flat in the back of your truck when you were done fishing?  Neither had I!  Even though the idea never caught on really big, I learned that the fold-a-boat had been around for over forty years, and Wayne, ever willing to try anything that might make going fishing a little bit easier, had one!  It’s a funny looking thing, and I have to admit that I was kind of leery about stepping off the dock down into it that first time, what with its soft looking bottom and sides.  Wayne just laughed and told me to get on in and I would love it.  And I did!  It turned out to be one of the most comfortable and stable feeling small boats I’ve ever fished out of.  Wayne and I have caught a lot of fish together – out of a fold up boat.  Go figure.
       But then, the special bond started when we bought a boat together.  I have an old friend I used to work with before I came to Lake Odessa, who called me up one day to let me know that he wanted to sell his 12 foot Martin flat bottomed rowboat for $100.  I had always liked that boat, and the price was right, but I didn’t really know where I would keep it at the parsonage if I bought it.  I told Wayne about my misgivings, and he suggested that we go in on that boat together and just keep it right at the dock of a friend who lived on a small private lake in the area.  I knew the lake Wayne was talking about.  He had access to it through this friend, and he had taken me out there a couple of times to help get the fold-a-boat in and out of the water for an morning’s fishing.  This fishing hole is phenomenal!  You can haul out big ol, slabber bluegills by the bucketful some days!  Needless to say, I was very interested. 
       And so that’s what Wayne and I did.  Soon, morning trips over several miles of dirt road in Wayne’s ATV, or his pick up truck, to get to that pot-hole and fish together in our boat, became pretty routine. We had a couple of summers of contemplating the blessings of living life in the palm of God’s hand together in that boat.  I count every one of those trips to be among the better spent days of my recent life, and Wayne always seemed to enjoy them just as much I did.  And more than a couple of big fish dinners came of it too, which only added to the blessings.   
       But, two summers back now, as good as the fishing was, Wayne was starting to have a harder time getting in and out of the boat when we went out there.  The smiling joy-filled willingness was all still there, but I had to help out with more than I used to have to, and Wayne and I both knew why. 
       This past summer we didn’t go fishing together at all.  Our boat sat in his barn as Wayne’s body progressively refused to do the fishing that his spirit willed that he could.  In the fall Wayne had a sportsman’s garage sale.  Friends came from far and wide to buy fishing and camping gear that we were all wishing he would just keep to use next year, but which we all also knew he wouldn’t be using again.  Better that we had it than some strangers, I guess.  Fishing friends and neighbors hung around and talked together for hours.  Wayne was happy with that. 
       Wayne and I still spent some good time together this past year, at church, and over cards or a meal, until his body, late in the game, refused to cooperate with even that much activity.  Earlier this month my wife and I took a drive around the countryside with the Swilers so that Pam could try out driving in Kathy’s Subaru and see if she liked it.  Wayne wanted to take her car shopping. 
       It was only the last couple of weeks that Wayne didn’t get out of the house at all.  Yet, even then there was the smile for all who came to see him.  It was the smile of love.  Love of family, love of friends, love of neighbors, love of God.  The Spirit’s love for life, and all the blessings that life holds for those who embrace it, never gave up in Wayne.  I don’t believe it has given up in him yet. 

Something to take home in your creel: 
       Wayne was a man of strong Christian faith and convictions.  He was never pushy about that, he just let it shine out of his life like a welcoming beacon.  He was more than willing to be and remain your friend or fishing buddy even if you didn’t care to share his beliefs, but make no mistake, he did have them.  He lived by them.  Wayne loved all of his friends, and he wanted to know that he would see them again some day, on the other side, in the Promised Land. 
       Now, I’m not sure if there will be fishing in the waters of the New Heaven and New Earth after Christ returns, but we are told that there is a river that will flow out of the New Jerusalem.  And, since the resurrected Lord did eat fish with his disciples on more than one occasion in the gospel accounts, – who knows!  Wayne and I may have a boat together again some day, on that further shore.  That would be nice. 

Monday, November 21, 2016

The Fisherman's King


Something from the tackle box:
       You can tell who the false prophets are by their false deeds.  Not everyone who calls me their Lord will get into the kingdom of heaven.  Only the ones who obey my Father in heaven will get in.  On the day of judgment many will call me their Lord.  They will say, “We preached in your name, and in your name we forced out demons and worked many miracles.”  But I will tell them, “I will have nothing to do with you!  Get out of my sight, you evil people!”  (Matthew 7:20-23 CEV)


The Fisherman’s King

When I fish I love the King
    who brought me to this place,
        the sun, the water, gentle waves,
            that rock me in his grace.
 
I think upon the King I love,
    who blesses all my days,
        with fish and sky, and waters deep.
            Oh, let me count the ways.

I love him as my baby King,
    ‘cuz baby Kings don’t rule,
        but lay there wrapped in swaddling cloths
            and smile, and coo, and drool. 

I love him as my healer King,
    I like that gentle touch,
        he makes me feel all fuzzy warm
            when life becomes too much.

I love him as my brother King,
    I like him as my friend. 
        I love him as my Savior King
            who’ll waft me skyward at life’s end.
 
Oh how I love my King today,
    brother, healer, savior, friend. 
        But does that have one thing to do
            with how he’ll greet me then?

Time fishing spent is blessing sure,
     gifted by my King so grand,
        the rest, the peace, the joy-filled day
            with rod and line in hand.

But it will all amount to naught
    if the blessing is not shared,
        if all the “others,” through my life,
            can’t see the one who cared. 

For my King is not a King
    who calls me as his own
        without I go and fish for folks
            and let His love be shown. 



 Something to take home in your creel:

       I wrote stanzas 3,4,5 & 6 of this poem for my sermon this past Sunday, the last Sunday in Ordinary time on the church calendar and the end of the liturgical year.  The last Sunday of the church year has a special name; “Christ the King Sunday.”  I make a big deal out of that fact in my sermon every year on the last Sunday before Advent, - and every year it catches almost all of my parishioners by surprise (except the organist, who’s tipped off ahead of time to pick out “Royal” hymns for the day).  They never remember from one year to the next that it’s coming up. 
       Lots of Christians in America, - be they Protestant, Catholic, low-church, high-church, conservative-evangelical, liberal-mainline, dispensational, or so-called ‘Spirit filled,’ - like the idea of calling Christ their King.  They do it all the time.  But when it comes to following the mandates of Christ our King by actually walking in his ways, rather than just paying lip-service to them, - well, - let’s just say the talk is way more impressive than a lot of the fruit that gets produced.  And I’m sorry to say that it goes for me too!
       Our King gave us a detailed outline of the rules of good citizenship in His kingdom in the Sermon on the Mount, the gospel of Matthew, chapters 5, 6 & 7.  If you want to call the baby Jesus your friend, healer, brother, savior and even KING this coming Advent and Christmas season, go right ahead.  In fact - be my guest. – Just don’t neglect to go back and periodically review just how our King would like his loyal subjects to behave throughout the year that follows.  Maybe even try to put a little bit of what you find into practice before our next “Christ the King” Sunday rolls around.  That’s what I’m going to try and do. 
       I love you all, - or I wouldn’t have said so, - I’d of just gone fishing for fish again. 
       M.J.